Hashtags & Handjobs

I love the Nintendo switch but the Nintendo switch doesn’t love me, you know? I felt like the wii loved me

pigeoncatunderscore:
do you. do you even want a story
this persons dream show

brucebocchi:
sleepy-bebby:
this is a very relatable meme but i cannot stress enough that if you haven’t watched the good place you’re going to be very surprised to learn what words are being replaced here
I’m sorry,
what.

angelicguy:

guy left at work today and someone replied to his goodbye email with this

captain-price-unofficially:

fried-berries:

romcommunist:
the name “theresa” is so funny like. theres a what

scorchedsienna:

horniest job questionnaire ive ever seen

coughloop:

coughloop:

brucebocchi:

hotvampireadjacent:
“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

nudityandnerdery:

weirdness-is-good:
“Yes, yes, I know how capitalism works.”

loth-catgirl:

perths:
real
this gets funnier the older you reblog it

dottiep:

fox-sanguinis:

thyrell:
deceased:
gumball snaps and kills james charles
god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal
For those of you that don’t know this is the sweet and loving kid that is the current voice of Gumball for Cartoon Network. He has a youtube channel and in there you will not find anything like this, because as I said this is a very sweet kid but he just goes completely ape shit when he saw the opportunity to kill James Charles